A list of all my .projects and .plans ************ Project 0 to graduate Plan 0 The 6 year plan, give or take half a decade. ************ Project 1 to lighten up Plan 1 Increase daily voltage intake. ************ Project 2 to be less jumpy Plan 2 Decrease daily voltage intake. ************ Project 3 to stop procrastinating Plan 3 Start working on it later. ************ Project 4 to become more decisive Plan 4 Ask someone else's opinion. ************ Project 5 to become more decisive Plan 5 Or maybe I won't. ************ Project 6 to become rich Plan 6 Change my name to Richard. ************ Project 7 to become more mentally balanced Plan 7 Buy a carpenter's level. ************ Project 8 to find more funny .project/.plan combinations Plan 8 Ask you to e-mail any ideas to hrabbey@mtu.edu. ************ Project 9 to rediscover the meaning of death Plan 9 Find a good dictionary. ************ Project 10 to reduce my network disk usage Plan 10 Use Richard Simmons DEAL-A-Disk plan. ************ Project 11 to get a warmer blanket Plan 11 Crochet on rainy days. ************ Project 12 to become a swinger Plan 12 Use an old tire to make a swing. ************ Project 13 to start a manufacturing plant Plan 13 Look up the planting season in The Farmer's Almanac. ************ Project 14 to build the Environmental Engineering building at M.T.U. Plan 14 Make it out of biodegradeable material. ************ Project 15 to stop playing God Plan 15 Realize that I am not good at it, and that the position is already taken. ************ Project 16 to become unbreakable Plan 16 Eat plastic plates. ************ Project 17 to find out What do you do with a drunken soldier Plan 17 Find out Russia's new military plan. ************ Project 18 to see some change in myself Plan 18 Swallow some coins. ************ Project 19 to become the ruler of the anarchists Plan 19 Study gunsmithing, BL486 (Toxicology) & MG531 (Rock Fragmentation by Blasting). ************ Project 20 to avoid sarcastic remarks Plan 20 Yeah, right. ************ Project 21 to have a lot of kids Plan 21 Breed goats. ************ Project 22 to print subliminal messages on computer screens. Plan 22 .