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From: allindqu@mathlab.mtu.edu
To : hrabbey@mtu.edu
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 94 13:28:13 GMT-0500
HOWARDS
February 12, 1994
Howard,
Thought that you might enjoy seeing what that wonderfull
person named Korey Kiepert passed onto me. Your a genius Howard!
Adam
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Begin forwarded message:
From: Korey Kiepert <ktkieper@mtu.edu>
Subject: HOWARDS
To: clbergst@mtu.edu (Chris Bergstedt), delugaue@mtu.edu (delugaue),
aprzywar@major.cs.mtu.edu (Anna Przywara),
allindqu@mathlab.mtu.edu
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 94 11:51:28 EST
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Forwarded message:
>From ktkieper Fri Feb 11 11:47:17 1994
Subject:
To: hrabbey@mtu.edu (howard)
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 94 11:47:17 EST
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
Standard Units in the Howard Sytem of Measurment:
Time: Howards. It is zero Howard when Howard gets up in the morning
and
5oo Howards when he goes to bed. Breakfast occurs at
100
Howards, lunch at 200, dinner at 300, and snack at
400.
Distance: Howards. A length of one Howard is that distance from the
feet of
Howard to the top of his head.
Velocity: Howards(d)/Howards(t) Velocity is the distance travelled
per unit
time. It shall be so.
Accelleration: Howards(d)/Howards(t)SQUARED Accelleration shall
be so.
Actual Velocity in Howards: Your standard rate of motion in
comparison with
that of Howard at a given instance in
time.
Actual Accelleration in Howards: Your accelleration in
comparison with
that of Howard at a given
instance in
time.
Anger: Howard Roberts
Sanity: Howards. There shall be a scale of 10 with the Sanity
of
Howard being that of 5, or the level of
normalcy.
Angular Measurements: Howards. The angle that Howard makes in
relation to
the ground will be a 1 Howard angle.
All
other angles can be found in relation
to this
angle.
Engergy: Howards. The blood sugar level of Howard at any give
time shall
be the new standard from which energy is
based. It
SHALL become 1 howard unit of energy.
Heat: Howards. Whatever the temperature of Howard in
accordance with
Kelvin at any given time shall be 1 howard.
This is the National Standards listing of Howard Units as of 2-11-94.
Please be informed of new Howard units.
The Howard Institute for Measurement
1994
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